hey all. i'm updating again. it's weird. i have been doing that alot.

my dad just got home from his "bow shooting" thing where you can win money. my brother won some dough, so my dad keeps going on saying that it will show my asshole cousin who's boss in the family. tell me, what the hell does that mean? I'm stumped. then he was saying that there was a lot more "niggers" on american idol today. notice that that word was in quotations, because i don't use it. i think its a demeaning and disgusting word that ignorant people like my dad use. so here comes the kicker. i'm sitting at the computer, and i said "dad, you are so racist, it disgusts me and makes me want to puke." that shut him up. he hasn't said a thing since. i'm proud of myself.

hope y'all liked my song yesterday, i thought it was fun, and happy. just a fun and happy song. y'all is a funny word. its two different words PUT TOGETHER. its just plain weird. mr. c. was an asshole today... as allways. mr w. was really hot. as always. hehhheheh. someone said today that he looked like the guy from "never been kissed". i think he's in alias too.. might be jennifer garner's "love interest" or something like that. i just laughed, and then i said something dumb and touched my lips at the same time. mr. w. saw me and laughed. i think i made an ass out of myself, because i think he thought that i meant that i liked his lips or something.. which i don't they're really thin. me no likey thin lips. are you following me, because i'm not following myself.

today i wore a skirt and every so often on the bus, matt's eyebrows would go up. i'm not sure why. hmm... lol. i'm overthinking things. i'm sure caitlin just wants to smack me in the face right now. by the way, when he got off, had an interesting conversation.

matt:when you go home, be sure not to eat bacon, it's not good for you. your mom told me so.

me: oh, really?

matt:yup, but you can drink the bacon grease. its better for you.

me: hmm. i'll put that into consideration.

awkward silence.

me: maybe i'll just have a cookie.

matt: make sure to fry it in bacon grease.

did you follow that? that's what i thought. funny funny.

today me caitlin and jeff realized we are telepathically linked. the other day mr. c was talking in a "frog voice" or in other words, had a "frog in his throat" and at the same time, me, caitlin , and jeff were practically fighting back tears from the hysterical laughter. you don't know how funny a foreign guy with a frog in his throat is. it's like blaine wearing a mumu. that's right, a mumu.

Posted by YOUR NAME @ 8:45 p.m.

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