he he. i just got clothes out of the dryer and i'm wearing them and i'm all nice and toasty. why am i wearing clothes straight out of the dryer, you ask? i'm going to a "body shop" party tonight, and the theme is "foot fun", so i thought i would wear capris. but the only capris i have are the ones that i wore yesterday, and they were still wet from the washer so i put them in the dryer and now i'm wearing toasty pants! that doesn't sound so good.

ok, so maybe i talk about elmo too much. but i have to say, today i thoroughly embararrassed myself in front of him. for some reason in 5th hour, the room was abuzz with talk of penises. elmo was saying something, and said "elmo, put your penis away".... ahhh.. he didn't even know what i was talking about and i felt like such a doofus. it was bad, and now that i have explained my thorough embarassment to everyone, you can understand. thank you.

boron!!!

isn't that the name of the band director at my school? i don't know... ahh its on the tip of my tongue! don't you hate that? it was like that a few days ago. me, caitlin, and raquel couldn't figure out for the life of us what the theme song was for silver spoons. we were talking about shroeder from "peanuts" and then i said something about ricky schroder. and then raquel said something about silver spoons. and then we couldn't figure out what the theme song was for it, and i kept singing the theme song from "diff'rent strokes". i would say, "oh my gosh, i have it, the theme to silver spoons" and then i would go "it takes..." and go into the them from "diff'rent strokes". yeah, we're messed up.

today in ms. brecht's class we had a really long test, and i have to say this, because it bugs me. yes, the test was long, but it wasn't that hard, and people who were complaining that it was hard shouldn't be in honors english. seriously. also, my "review" for "of mice and men" kicked serious ass. i'll post it once i get it back from ms. brecht.

i'm hoping that bailey will be at the party tonight, shes such a nice baby. that reminds me, i have to print out some pictures that we took of her for her grandma... they are so cute!!! if i can figure out how to put pictures up like porktornado does, i will. go to porktornado.diaryland.com. this guy is hilarious!!!!

-a friend will tell you if you have ink on your face. a best friend tell you that there's no ink there so she doesn't have to pay attention and that people will laugh at her when they see all the ink on her face!!! bwahh hahahhahah!!!

peace, pot, tequila shot

jesus loves us, stoned or not

sex, drugs, rock and roll

speed, weed, birth control

lifes a bitch, then you die,

once you do an american pie

so pick up them chicks

or lay them dicks

cause we're the class of 2006.

Posted by YOUR NAME @ 6:05 p.m.

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